l1berum:

OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL

weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

tvvink:

“how can you be friends with them you’ve never even met them”

tupacabra:

olivereatsbabies:

tupacabra:

wake me up (wake me up inside)

i can’t wake up (wake me up inside)

save me

I’m actually listening to this song right now!

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

braddolfpittler:

GOD DAMMIT COMCAST ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK ME

amsterdamnedd:

this book was written thirteen years ago